He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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