I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Randomize
