So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Randomize
