Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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