just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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