You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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