i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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