i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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