Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
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