ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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