You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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