Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
false alarm, still single
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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