I'd wear matching sweaters with you
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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