no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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