Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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