i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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