Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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