were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't think brook has ever known best
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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