All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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