Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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