i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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