It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Dear god my vagina.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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