What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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