I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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