I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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