She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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