FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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