just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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