Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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