I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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