Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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