And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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