Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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