I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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