well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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