No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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