He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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