David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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