I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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