I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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