So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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