I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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