Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
