then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I need to sanitize my soul.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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