xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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