Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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