is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's always time for handjobs
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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