If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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