My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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