glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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